Farewell Awesome Penny Stocks

It is a day of mixed emotion for penny stock traders all over the world. A major player in the penny stock promotion game has announced it's retirement after recently attracting an unusual amount of attention from the Securities and Exchange Commission.

While APS was no doubt a venomous amalgam of ill-intentioned evil-doers, I can't help but miss them. If nothing else, they were fun to hate and crusade against. For now we can only celebrate the defeat of a parasitic giant while we wait patiently for the void they left to be refilled by the promotional scumbags they left behind. I imagine we won't have to wait long. I for one, am going to put on some tea. Any takers?