Upgrade Your Bathroom Experience

I'm going to propose an idea here. Sure, you may think it's a little ridiculous at first but hear me out.

Traders are constantly at risk of being betrayed by their bodies. Say you're watching a stock setting itself up for some perfect technical indicator. You wait patiently for the perfect moment to pull the trigger. Then you realize you really have to pee. Do you miss the perfect opportunity? Or worse still, do you pull the trigger and run off, hoping the stock will cooperate with you and continue with the trend you expected. Hundreds or thousands of dollars could be on the line. That's one expensive pee break. One can only imagine the sort of devastation if you had to go number two.

How about we solve that problem? Technological solutions are already entirely pervasive in our modern world. It's about time we make the transition to dedicated bathroom computing.

I don't think you could find a better choice than the Acer Aspire E1-531-4665.With 2.2GHz of processing speed and 4GB of RAM, you'll be placing trades and checking email faster than you can say 2-ply.